L4D

SO, theres this game. And its called Left 4 Dead. This is a deadly game, deadly as in, you die. ALL the time. So theres this one time, Melanie and I are walking through an old bar, and I go to open the bathroom door. So I do. And all of a sudden Beastie bursts out of the toilet and punches me across the room. Melanie screams and leaps over the bar, but I get stuck on a bar stool and cant jump over. Then Bill and Francis run in and start letting the bullets fly and I finally manage to get over the bar and start running for my life. Melanie and I managed to get to the safe house. I cant say the same for Bill and Francis...